1) What is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them
forever.
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would
hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.. ...
5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.
7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of
marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have
no intention of driving (The Best in the lot)
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